From 2a651e5fead1b56f38e6743c9f65ef5a4b6c7e61 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: 24c02 <163450896+24c02@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2026 11:14:44 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] way down, flavor town, way down under the ground?

---
 app/services/flavor_text_service.rb | 62 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 62 insertions(+)

diff --git a/app/services/flavor_text_service.rb b/app/services/flavor_text_service.rb
index 2c65c80..e110ab4 100644
--- a/app/services/flavor_text_service.rb
+++ b/app/services/flavor_text_service.rb
@@ -168,6 +168,68 @@ class FlavorTextService
       'we put the ":3" in "S3"!',
       "do not adjust your monitor.",
       "only #{@random.rand(5..50)} missing #{["file", "files"].sample(random: @random)}!",
+      "why are you reading these",
+      "go outside",
+      "posture check!",
+      "have you eaten today?",
+      "blink if you're okay",
+      "git commit -m 'idk'",
+      "git commit -m 'stuff'",
+      "the files understand",
+      "everything is fine forever",
+      "yippee!",
+      "yayyy :3",
+      ":D",
+      "files :)",
+      "hehe",
+      "honk",
+      "meow",
+      "AAAAAAAAA",
+      "help",
+      "this is a cry for help disguised as a CDN",
+      "my lawyer advised me not to finish this jo-",
+      "I can see you",
+      "behind you",
+      "the call is coming from inside the server",
+      "this is your sign",
+      "you dropped this: 👑",
+      "I'm in your walls",
+      "feed me files",
+      "MORE",
+      "the prophecy is true",
+      "the ritual is complete",
+      "you have been chosen",
+      "you win!",
+      "thanks for coming to my ted talk",
+      "anyway",
+      "tl;dr: files",
+      "no but like actually what is a file",
+      "philosophy major dropout energy",
+      "the void stares back",
+      "nothing matters and that's okay",
+      "we're all just files in the end",
+      "existential dread as a service",
+      "powered by anxiety",
+      "college dropout runs a CDN, more at 11",
+      "I should be studying",
+      "due tomorrow? do tomorrow.",
+      "sleep is for the weak (I am weak)",
+      "it's 3am and I regret everything",
+      "made at 4am on a tuesday",
+      "unmedicated energy",
+      "no sleep, only code",
+      "shoutout to my therapist",
+      "certified mess",
+      "professionally unprofessional",
+      "fake it till you make it (we're still faking it)",
+      "I have no idea what I'm doing",
+      "stackoverflow raised me",
+      "ctrl+c ctrl+v my beloved",
+      "works on my machine (I swear)",
+      "100% bug-free* *no it's not",
+      "who let me cook",
+      "cooked (derogatory)",
+      "this seemed like a good idea at the time",
     ]
   end