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better quota errors

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app/jobs/process_slack_file_upload_job.rb
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@ -118,11 +118,23 @@ class ProcessSlackFileUploadJob < ApplicationJob
error_text = case error.reason
when :file_too_large
":warning: *File too large!* #{error.details}\n\nVerify your account at cdn.hackclub.com to upload larger files."
[
"_cdnpheus tries to pick up the file but it's too heavy. she strains. she sweats. she gives up._ #{error.details}",
"whoa there, that file is THICC. #{error.details} – verify at cdn.hackclub.com for chonkier uploads!",
"_cdnpheus attempts to stuff the file into her tiny dinosaur backpack. it does not fit._ #{error.details}",
"i tried to eat this file but it's too big and i'm just a small dinosaur :( #{error.details}"
].sample
when :storage_exceeded
":warning: *Storage quota exceeded!* #{error.details}\n\nVerify your account at cdn.hackclub.com for more storage, or delete some files."
[
"_cdnpheus opens her filing cabinet but papers explode everywhere._ you're out of space! #{error.details}",
"your storage is fuller than my inbox after i mass-DM'd everyone about my soundcloud. #{error.details}",
"no room at the inn! #{error.details} – delete some files or verify at cdn.hackclub.com for more space"
].sample
else
"Quota exceeded - verify your account at cdn.hackclub.com"
[
"quota exceeded! verify at cdn.hackclub.com to unlock your true potential",
"_cdnpheus taps the \"quota exceeded\" sign apologetically_"
].sample
end
reply_in_thread(error_text)
@ -224,7 +236,14 @@ class ProcessSlackFileUploadJob < ApplicationJob
[
"_cdnpheus sneezes and drops the files on the ground before blowing her nose on a blank jpeg._",
"_cdnpheus trips and your files slip out of her hands and into an inconveniently placed sewer grate._",
"_cdnpheus accidentally slips the files into a folder in her briefcase labeled \"homework\". she starts sweating profusely._"
"_cdnpheus accidentally slips the files into a folder in her briefcase labeled \"homework\". she starts sweating profusely._",
"Hmmm... I'm having trouble thinking right now. Whenever I focus, the only thing that comes to mind is this error",
"Aw jeez, this is embarrassing. My database just texted me this",
"I just opened my notebook to take a note, but it just says this error all over the pages",
"Do you ever try to remember something, but end up thinking about server errors instead? Wait... what were we talking about?",
"Super embarrassing, but I just forgot how to upload files.",
"i live. i hunger. i. fail to upload your file. i. am. sinister.",
"_cdnpheus tries to catch the file but it phases through her claws like a ghost. spooky._"
].sample
end
end