From 6f42399224a9c1e21613713e675f777389334c2f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "leafdbot[bot]" <192038741+leafdbot[bot]@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2025 23:09:25 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] chore: apply linter fixes --- src/motd.json | 306 +++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------- 1 file changed, 152 insertions(+), 154 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/motd.json b/src/motd.json index 099c4ce..e4d7cfe 100644 --- a/src/motd.json +++ b/src/motd.json @@ -1,156 +1,154 @@ { - "regular": [ - "every hour brings you power.", - "also try terraria!", - "also try minecraft!", - "also try siege.hackclub.com!", - "in the last hour, 59 minutes have passed!", - "in the last minute, 60 seconds have occurred!", - "now with 20% more tracking!", - "batteries not included!", - "as seen on TV!", - "imagine a world where everyone ships code daily.", - "made with love <3.", - "powered by orpheus!", - "ship it like it's hot!", - "one more feature couldn't hurt... right?", - "contains no bugs! 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