diff --git a/app/components/app_card.rb b/app/components/app_card.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c326ce2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/components/app_card.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+class Components::AppCard < Components::Base
+  def initialize(app:)
+    @app = app
+  end
+
+  def view_template
+    if @app[:special]
+      render_link_card
+    else
+      render_saml_card
+    end
+  end
+
+  private
+
+  def render_saml_card
+    form_with(url: idp_initiated_saml_path(slug: @app[:slug]), method: :post, html: { class: "sso-app-card-form", target: "_blank" }) do
+      button(type: "submit", class: "sso-app-card secondary") do
+        render_card_content(launch_text: t("home.apps.launch"))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+
+  def render_link_card
+    div(class: "sso-app-card-form") do
+      a(href: @app[:url], class: "sso-app-card secondary", target: "_blank") do
+        render_card_content(launch_text: @app[:launch_text] || t("home.apps.launch"))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+
+  def render_card_content(launch_text:)
+    div(class: "card-header") do
+      div(class: "app-icon") do
+        if @app[:icon].present?
+          vite_image_tag("images/sso_apps/#{@app[:icon]}")
+        else
+          span { @app[:friendly_name][0] }
+        end
+      end
+
+      div(class: "app-info") do
+        h3 { @app[:friendly_name] }
+        p(class: "app-tagline") { @app[:tagline] }
+      end
+    end
+
+    div(class: "card-footer") do
+      span(class: "launch-text") do
+        plain launch_text
+        inline_icon "external", size: 24
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end
diff --git a/app/components/sso_app_grid.rb b/app/components/sso_app_grid.rb
index c151158..3ac8ebf 100644
--- a/app/components/sso_app_grid.rb
+++ b/app/components/sso_app_grid.rb
@@ -1,18 +1,21 @@
 # frozen_string_literal: true
 
 class Components::SSOAppGrid < Components::Base
-  def initialize(apps:)
+  def initialize(apps:, special_apps: [])
     @apps = apps
+    @special_apps = special_apps
   end
 
   def view_template
     div(class: "sso-app-grid") do
       h2 { t "home.apps.heading" }
 
-      if @apps.any?
+      all_apps = @apps + @special_apps.map(&:to_h)
+
+      if all_apps.any?
         div(class: "grid") do
-          @apps.each do |app|
-            render Components::SSOAppCard.new(app: app)
+          all_apps.each do |app|
+            render Components::AppCard.new(app: app)
           end
         end
       else
diff --git a/app/controllers/backend/programs_controller.rb b/app/controllers/backend/programs_controller.rb
index b24b88f..6fe1022 100644
--- a/app/controllers/backend/programs_controller.rb
+++ b/app/controllers/backend/programs_controller.rb
@@ -78,6 +78,10 @@ class Backend::ProgramsController < Backend::ApplicationController
       permitted_params += [ :description, :active, :trust_level, scopes_array: [] ]
     end
 
+    if policy(@program).update_onboarding_scenario?
+      permitted_params << :onboarding_scenario
+    end
+
     params.require(:program).permit(permitted_params)
   end
 end
diff --git a/app/controllers/identities_controller.rb b/app/controllers/identities_controller.rb
index ba55247..95d9a23 100644
--- a/app/controllers/identities_controller.rb
+++ b/app/controllers/identities_controller.rb
@@ -153,9 +153,32 @@ class IdentitiesController < ApplicationController
             scenario = OnboardingScenarios::Base.find_by_slug(params[:slug])
             return scenario if scenario
         end
+
+        # Check if this is an OAuth flow with a program that has a custom onboarding scenario
+        if (scenario = scenario_from_oauth_return_to)
+            return scenario
+        end
+
         OnboardingScenarios::DefaultJoin
     end
 
+    def scenario_from_oauth_return_to
+        return nil unless params[:return_to].present?
+        return nil unless params[:return_to].start_with?("/oauth/authorize")
+
+        uri = URI.parse(params[:return_to])
+        query_params = URI.decode_www_form(uri.query || "").to_h
+        client_id = query_params["client_id"]
+        return nil unless client_id
+
+        program = Program.find_by(uid: client_id)
+        return nil unless program&.onboarding_scenario.present?
+
+        OnboardingScenarios::Base.find_by_slug(program.onboarding_scenario)
+    rescue URI::InvalidURIError
+        nil
+    end
+
     def scenario_prefill_attributes
         return {} unless params[:identity].present?
         extractor = @onboarding_scenario.extract_params_proc
diff --git a/app/controllers/static_pages_controller.rb b/app/controllers/static_pages_controller.rb
index b01c2e0..1b5e840 100644
--- a/app/controllers/static_pages_controller.rb
+++ b/app/controllers/static_pages_controller.rb
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ class StaticPagesController < ApplicationController
 
   def home
     @sso_apps = SAMLService::Entities.service_providers.values.select { |sp| sp[:allow_idp_initiated] }
+    @special_apps = SpecialAppCards::Base.for_identity(current_identity)
   end
 
   def welcome
diff --git a/app/frontend/images/sso_apps/flavortown.png b/app/frontend/images/sso_apps/flavortown.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3a43045
Binary files /dev/null and b/app/frontend/images/sso_apps/flavortown.png differ
diff --git a/app/frontend/stylesheets/snippets/sso_apps.scss b/app/frontend/stylesheets/snippets/sso_apps.scss
index 4a4ffaa..30ae69e 100644
--- a/app/frontend/stylesheets/snippets/sso_apps.scss
+++ b/app/frontend/stylesheets/snippets/sso_apps.scss
@@ -32,9 +32,13 @@
 
 .sso-app-card-form {
   margin: 0;
+  height: 100%;
 }
 
-button.sso-app-card.secondary {
+.sso-app-card.secondary {
+  text-decoration: none;
+  height: 100%;
+
   @include card($padding: 1.75rem, $radius: $radius-lg);
   display: flex;
   flex-direction: column;
@@ -106,6 +110,7 @@ button.sso-app-card.secondary {
   .app-info {
     flex: 1;
     min-width: 0;
+    text-align: left;
 
     h3 {
       font-size: 1.125rem;
@@ -134,6 +139,7 @@ button.sso-app-card.secondary {
     margin-top: auto;
     padding-top: $space-3;
     border-top: 1px solid var(--pico-card-border-color);
+    text-align: center;
 
     .launch-text {
       font-size: 0.9375rem;
diff --git a/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/base.rb b/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/base.rb
index a3de715..75d3d9f 100644
--- a/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/base.rb
+++ b/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/base.rb
@@ -8,6 +8,10 @@ module OnboardingScenarios
         return nil if slug.blank?
         descendants&.find { |k| k.slug && k.slug.to_s == slug.to_s }
       end
+
+      def available_slugs
+        descendants&.filter_map(&:slug)&.sort || []
+      end
     end
 
     def initialize(identity)
@@ -54,5 +58,44 @@ module OnboardingScenarios
 
     # Whether Ralsei should message users via DM instead of a channel
     def use_dm_channel? = false
+
+    # Define the dialogue flow as an ordered list of steps
+    # Each step maps to a template and optionally defines the next step
+    def dialogue_flow
+      {
+        intro: { template: "tutorial/01_intro", next: :hacker_values },
+        hacker_values: { template: "tutorial/02_hacker_values", next: :welcome },
+        welcome: { template: "tutorial/03_welcome", next: nil }
+      }
+    end
+
+    # The first step in the flow
+    def first_step = :intro
+
+    # Get step config
+    def step_config(step) = dialogue_flow[step.to_sym]
+
+    # Resolve step to template path
+    def template_for(step)
+      dialogue_flow.dig(step.to_sym, :template) || "tutorial/#{step}"
+    end
+
+    # Get next step in the flow
+    def next_step(current_step)
+      dialogue_flow.dig(current_step.to_sym, :next)
+    end
+
+    # Bot persona - override to customize name/avatar
+    def bot_name = nil
+    def bot_icon_url = nil
+
+    # Custom dialogue flow hooks - override in subclasses
+    def before_first_message = nil
+    def after_promotion = nil
+
+    # Handle custom actions - return step symbol, template string, or hash
+    def handle_action(action_id) = nil
+
+    private def chans(*keys) = Rails.configuration.slack_channels.slice(*keys).values
   end
 end
diff --git a/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown.rb b/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..013b26a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+module OnboardingScenarios
+  class Flavortown < Base
+    def self.slug = "flavortown"
+
+    def title = "ready to enroll in cooking school?"
+
+    def form_fields
+      [ :first_name, :last_name, :primary_email, :birthday, :country ]
+    end
+
+    def slack_user_type = :multi_channel_guest
+
+    def next_action = :home
+
+    def slack_onboarding_flow = :internal_tutorial
+
+    def slack_channels = chans(:flavortown_bulletin, :flavortown_esplanade, :flavortown_help, :identity_help)
+
+    def promotion_channels = chans(:flavortown_construction, :library, :lounge, :welcome, :happenings, :community, :neighbourhood)
+
+    def use_dm_channel? = true
+
+    def bot_name = "Flavorpheus"
+    def bot_icon_url = "https://hc-cdn.hel1.your-objectstorage.com/s/v3/3bc2db7b9c62b15230a4c1bcefca7131a6c491d2_icon_1.png"
+
+    def first_step = :welcome
+
+    def dialogue_flow
+      {
+        welcome: "flavortown/01_welcome",
+        kitchen_code: "flavortown/02_kitchen_code",
+        taste_test: "flavortown/03_taste_test",
+        taste_wrong: "flavortown/03b_taste_wrong",
+        taste_gave_up: "flavortown/03c_taste_incredibly_wrong",
+        taste_terrible: "flavortown/03d_taste_terrible",
+        dino_nuggets: "flavortown/03e_dino_nuggets",
+        promoted: "flavortown/04_promoted"
+      }
+    end
+
+    def handle_action(action_id)
+      case action_id
+      when "flavortown_continue" then :kitchen_code
+      when "flavortown_agree" then :taste_test
+      when "flavortown_taste_correct" then { step: :promoted, promote: true }
+      when "flavortown_taste_wrong" then :taste_wrong
+      when "flavortown_try_again" then :taste_test
+      when "flavortown_taste_wrong_again" then :taste_gave_up
+      when "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" then :taste_terrible
+      when "flavortown_dino_nuggets" then :dino_nuggets
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end
diff --git a/app/models/special_app_cards.rb b/app/models/special_app_cards.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ec52a51
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/models/special_app_cards.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+module SpecialAppCards
+end
diff --git a/app/models/special_app_cards/base.rb b/app/models/special_app_cards/base.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..88730b2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/models/special_app_cards/base.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module SpecialAppCards
+  class Base
+    class << self
+      def all
+        @all ||= []
+      end
+
+      def inherited(subclass)
+        super
+        all << subclass
+      end
+
+      def for_identity(identity)
+        all.filter_map { |klass| klass.new(identity) if klass.new(identity).visible? }
+      end
+    end
+
+    attr_reader :identity
+
+    def initialize(identity)
+      @identity = identity
+    end
+
+    def visible?
+      raise NotImplementedError, "Subclasses must implement #visible?"
+    end
+
+    def friendly_name
+      raise NotImplementedError, "Subclasses must implement #friendly_name"
+    end
+
+    def tagline
+      raise NotImplementedError, "Subclasses must implement #tagline"
+    end
+
+    def icon = nil
+
+    def url
+      raise NotImplementedError, "Subclasses must implement #url"
+    end
+
+    def launch_text = nil
+
+    def to_h
+      {
+        friendly_name: friendly_name,
+        tagline: tagline,
+        icon: icon,
+        url: url,
+        launch_text: launch_text,
+        special: true
+      }
+    end
+  end
+end
diff --git a/app/models/special_app_cards/flavortown.rb b/app/models/special_app_cards/flavortown.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8338bb5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/models/special_app_cards/flavortown.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+module SpecialAppCards
+  class Flavortown < Base
+    def visible?
+      identity.ysws_eligible != false && Flipper.enabled?(:flavortown, identity)
+    end
+
+    def friendly_name = "Flavortown"
+
+    def tagline = "anyone can cook!"
+
+    def icon = "flavortown.png"
+
+    def url = "https://flavortown.hackclub.com"
+
+    def launch_text = "to the kitchen!"
+  end
+end
diff --git a/app/policies/program_policy.rb b/app/policies/program_policy.rb
index d10bd58..67afd57 100644
--- a/app/policies/program_policy.rb
+++ b/app/policies/program_policy.rb
@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@ class ProgramPolicy < ApplicationPolicy
 
   def update_scopes? = user_is_program_manager?
 
+  def update_onboarding_scenario? = user&.super_admin?
+
   class Scope < Scope
     def resolve
       if user.program_manager? || user.super_admin?
diff --git a/app/services/ralsei_engine.rb b/app/services/ralsei_engine.rb
index 02db1ea..392d56e 100644
--- a/app/services/ralsei_engine.rb
+++ b/app/services/ralsei_engine.rb
@@ -2,39 +2,98 @@ module RalseiEngine
   class << self
     RALSEI_PFP = "https://hc-cdn.hel1.your-objectstorage.com/s/v3/6cc8caeeff906502bfe60ba2f3db34cdf79a237d_ralsei2.png"
 
-    def send_first_message(identity) = send_message(identity, "tutorial/01_intro")
+    def send_first_message(identity)
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
+      scenario&.before_first_message
+      first_step = scenario&.first_step || :intro
+      send_step(identity, first_step)
+    end
 
-    def send_first_message_part2(identity) = send_message(identity, "tutorial/02_hacker_values")
+    def send_first_message_part2(identity) = send_step(identity, :hacker_values)
 
     def handle_tutorial_agree(identity)
       Rails.logger.info "RalseiEngine: #{identity.public_id} agreed to tutorial"
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
 
       if identity.promote_click_count == 0
         SlackService.promote_user(identity.slack_id)
 
-        promotion_channels = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance.promotion_channels
+        promotion_channels = scenario&.promotion_channels
         if promotion_channels.present?
           SlackService.add_to_channels(user_id: identity.slack_id, channel_ids: promotion_channels)
         end
       else
         Rails.logger.info "RalseiEngine: #{identity.public_id} is already a full member"
       end
-      send_message(identity, "tutorial/03_welcome")
+
+      scenario&.after_promotion
+      send_step(identity, :welcome)
       identity.increment!(:promote_click_count, 1)
     end
 
+    def send_step(identity, step)
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
+      template = scenario&.template_for(step) || "tutorial/#{step}"
+      send_message(identity, template)
+    end
+
+    def advance_to_next(identity, current_step)
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
+      next_step = scenario&.next_step(current_step)
+      send_step(identity, next_step) if next_step
+      next_step
+    end
+
+    def handle_action(identity, action_id)
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
+      return false unless scenario
+
+      result = scenario.handle_action(action_id)
+      return false unless result
+
+      case result
+      when Symbol
+        send_step(identity, result)
+      when String
+        send_message(identity, result)
+      when Hash
+        promote_user(identity) if result[:promote]
+        send_step(identity, result[:step]) if result[:step]
+        send_message(identity, result[:template]) if result[:template]
+      end
+
+      true
+    end
+
+    def promote_user(identity)
+      return if identity.promote_click_count > 0
+
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
+      SlackService.promote_user(identity.slack_id)
+
+      promotion_channels = scenario&.promotion_channels
+      if promotion_channels.present?
+        SlackService.add_to_channels(user_id: identity.slack_id, channel_ids: promotion_channels)
+      end
+
+      scenario&.after_promotion
+      identity.increment!(:promote_click_count, 1)
+      Rails.logger.info "RalseiEngine: promoted #{identity.public_id}"
+    end
+
     def send_message(identity, template_name)
       return unless identity.slack_id.present?
 
       channel_id = resolve_channel(identity)
       return unless channel_id
 
+      scenario = identity.onboarding_scenario_instance
       payload = render_template("slack/#{template_name}", identity)
 
       client.chat_postMessage(
         channel: channel_id,
-        username: "Ralsei",
-        icon_url: RALSEI_PFP,
+        username: scenario&.bot_name || "Ralsei",
+        icon_url: scenario&.bot_icon_url || RALSEI_PFP,
         **JSON.parse(payload, symbolize_names: true),
         unfurl_links: false,
       )
diff --git a/app/views/backend/programs/show.html.erb b/app/views/backend/programs/show.html.erb
index 5e25a47..ca2b6d3 100644
--- a/app/views/backend/programs/show.html.erb
+++ b/app/views/backend/programs/show.html.erb
@@ -36,6 +36,12 @@
           <span class="detail-label">users</span>
           <span class="detail-value"><%= @identities_count %></span>
         </div>
+        <% if @program.onboarding_scenario.present? %>
+          <div class="detail-row">
+            <span class="detail-label">onboarding</span>
+            <span class="detail-value"><%= @program.onboarding_scenario.titleize %></span>
+          </div>
+        <% end %>
       </div>
     </div>
     <hr>
diff --git a/app/views/forms/backend/programs/form.rb b/app/views/forms/backend/programs/form.rb
index 32bea76..f930b24 100644
--- a/app/views/forms/backend/programs/form.rb
+++ b/app/views/forms/backend/programs/form.rb
@@ -30,6 +30,28 @@ class Backend::Programs::Form < ApplicationForm
         end
       end
 
+      super_admin_tool do
+        div style: "margin: 1rem 0;" do
+          label(class: "field-label") { "Onboarding Scenario:" }
+          select(
+            name: "program[onboarding_scenario]",
+            class: "input-field",
+            style: "width: 100%; margin-bottom: 1rem;"
+          ) do
+            option(value: "", selected: model.onboarding_scenario.blank?) { "(default)" }
+            OnboardingScenarios::Base.available_slugs.each do |slug|
+              option(
+                value: slug,
+                selected: model.onboarding_scenario == slug
+              ) { slug.titleize }
+            end
+          end
+          small(style: "display: block; color: var(--muted-color); margin-top: -0.5rem;") do
+            plain "When users sign up through this OAuth app, they'll use this onboarding flow"
+          end
+        end
+      end
+
       div style: "margin: 1rem 0;" do
         label(class: "field-label") { "OAuth Scopes:" }
         # Hidden field to ensure empty scopes array is submitted when no checkboxes are checked
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/01_welcome.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/01_welcome.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..90104a4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/01_welcome.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+header "🍳 Welcome to Flavortown!"
+
+section "Hello, #{@identity.first_name}! Pull up a chair — the stove's warm and there's coffee on.", markdown: true
+
+divider
+
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus slides a menu across the counter toward you._
+
+  *_"The Flavortown Kitchen Handbook (3rd ed.)"_, Chef Flavorpheus*
+
+  _scrawled on a sticky note:_
+
+  > Cook with heart, share with friends.
+
+  _printed neatly below:_
+  > *The Flavortown Code*, _the short version_:
+  > • Be generous — with your time, your knowledge, and your leftovers.
+  > • Keep it clean — in the kitchen and in conversation.
+  > • Experiment boldly — but respect the fundamentals.
+MSG
+
+actions [
+  button("okay, chef!", "flavortown_continue", style: "primary")
+]
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/02_kitchen_code.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/02_kitchen_code.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0503a40
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/02_kitchen_code.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus leans against the counter, arms crossed._
+
+  This kitchen runs on trust. If you ever have a problem with another cook — burnt feelings, crossed wires, anything — reach out to our confidential moderation team:
+  email conduct@hackclub.com or DM <@U07K4TS9HQE>.
+
+  You can read the full <https://hackclub.com/conduct/|Code of Conduct> anytime.
+MSG
+
+context [
+  mrkdwn_text("By joining, you agreed to Slack's <https://slack.com/main-services-agreement|Terms of Service> & <https://slack.com/trust/privacy/privacy-policy|Privacy Policy>.")
+]
+
+section '_Flavorpheus raises an eyebrow._ "So — you ready to cook by the code?"', markdown: true
+
+actions [
+  button("let's cook!", "flavortown_agree", style: "primary")
+]
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/03_taste_test.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03_taste_test.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1ae5103
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03_taste_test.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+header "The Taste Test"
+
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus sets three small bowls in front of you._
+
+  Alright, one last thing. Every cook here knows the secret ingredient. Let's see if you do too.
+
+  *What makes a dish truly great?*
+MSG
+
+require_relative "_taste_answers"
+
+wrong_answers = FLAVORTOWN_WRONG_ANSWERS.map { |label, action| button(label, action) }
+terrible_answers = FLAVORTOWN_TERRIBLE_ANSWERS.map { |label, action| button(label, action) }
+
+actions [
+  button("Love", "flavortown_taste_correct", style: "primary"),
+  *wrong_answers.sample(2),
+  *terrible_answers.sample(3)
+].shuffle
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/03b_taste_wrong.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03b_taste_wrong.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b1e0c54
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03b_taste_wrong.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+header "The Taste Test (again)"
+
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus winces slightly._
+
+  Mmm... not quite. That's a fine ingredient, but it's not *the* ingredient.
+
+  Think about what really makes food worth sharing. Let's try again:
+
+  *What makes a dish truly great?*
+MSG
+
+require_relative "_taste_answers"
+
+wrong_answers = FLAVORTOWN_WRONG_ANSWERS.map { |label, _| button(label, "flavortown_taste_wrong_again") }
+terrible_answers = FLAVORTOWN_TERRIBLE_ANSWERS.map { |label, _| button(label, "flavortown_taste_wrong_again") }
+
+actions [
+  button("Love", "flavortown_taste_correct", style: "primary"),
+  *wrong_answers.sample(2),
+  *terrible_answers.sample(1)
+].shuffle
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/03c_taste_incredibly_wrong.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03c_taste_incredibly_wrong.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..69fda0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03c_taste_incredibly_wrong.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus stares at you for a long moment._
+
+  ...okay, I'm starting to think you're doing this on purpose.
+
+  *sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose*
+
+  The answer is *love*, chef. It's always love. It's literally the most cliché answer possible and yet here we are.
+MSG
+
+actions [
+  button("...love?", "flavortown_taste_correct", style: "primary")
+]
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/03d_taste_terrible.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03d_taste_terrible.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3e48921
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03d_taste_terrible.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus stares at you in silence._
+
+  ...
+
+  _She takes off her hat. Sets it on the counter. Breathes deeply._
+
+  I'm not mad. I'm just... disappointed.
+
+  *Why* would you say that. In a *kitchen*. To a *chef*.
+
+  _She puts the hat back on, composing herself._
+
+  Let's... try this again. Please.
+MSG
+
+actions [
+  button("I'm sorry :peefest:", "flavortown_try_again", style: "primary")
+]
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/03e_dino_nuggets.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03e_dino_nuggets.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1830fb3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/03e_dino_nuggets.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+  _Flavorpheus freezes._
+
+  _The kitchen goes silent. A pot stops boiling. Somewhere, a soufflé collapses._
+
+  ...Excuse me?
+
+  *EXCUSE ME?*
+
+  _She slams a spatula on the counter._
+
+  Do you have ANY idea— I am LITERALLY— that is MY FAMILY you're—
+
+  _She takes a shaky breath, gripping the counter edge._
+
+  You come into MY kitchen. You look ME in the eye. And you say *DINO NUGGETS*?!
+
+  _She's pacing now._
+
+  I KNEW someone would try this. I KNEW IT. Every single time. "Haha funny dinosaur chef, let's see how she handles the nugget question."
+
+  WELL I'LL TELL YOU HOW I HANDLE IT.
+
+  _She points a claw directly at you._
+
+  You're gonna sit there. You're gonna THINK about what you just said. And then you're gonna give me the REAL answer.
+MSG
+
+actions [
+  button("I'm so sorry", "flavortown_try_again", style: "primary")
+]
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/04_promoted.slack_message.slocks b/app/views/slack/flavortown/04_promoted.slack_message.slocks
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f8238bb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/04_promoted.slack_message.slocks
@@ -0,0 +1,167 @@
+chan_esplanade = Rails.configuration.slack_channels.flavortown_esplanade
+chan_bulletin = Rails.configuration.slack_channels.flavortown_bulletin
+chan_help = Rails.configuration.slack_channels.flavortown_help
+chan_construction = Rails.configuration.slack_channels.flavortown_construction
+
+case @identity.promote_click_count
+when 0
+  header "🎉 Welcome to the crew!"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus grins and tosses you an apron._
+
+    That's the one, #{@identity.first_name}. Love. Gets 'em every time.
+
+    ...I also would have accepted "garlic".
+
+    You're officially part of Flavortown now. The kitchen's yours to explore — go make something great.
+  MSG
+
+  divider
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    *<##{chan_esplanade}>* is the main hangout — introduce yourself, swap recipes, show off what you're cooking.
+
+    *<##{chan_bulletin}>* is where announcements go up — specials, events, the good stuff.
+
+    *<##{chan_help}>* if you need a hand with anything.
+
+    Now get in there and say hi! 🍕
+  MSG
+
+when 1
+  header "✨ you're already in!"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus looks up from the grill._
+
+    Hey, you're already on the crew! How's it going — found your way around yet?
+  MSG
+
+  divider
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    Quick refresher:
+
+    *<##{chan_esplanade}>* — the main hangout
+    *<##{chan_bulletin}>* — announcements
+    *<##{chan_help}>* — if you need anything
+
+    Make yourself at home, chef. 🍳
+  MSG
+
+when 2
+  header "back for seconds?"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus raises an eyebrow but smiles._
+
+    You already passed the taste test! Unless... you just wanted to hang out?
+
+    That's cool. The coffee's fresh. But the real action's in <##{chan_esplanade}>.
+  MSG
+
+when 3
+  header "okay, I see you"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus flips a spatula absently._
+
+    You really like this button, huh? I respect the commitment.
+
+    But seriously — <##{chan_esplanade}> has actual people to talk to. Just saying.
+  MSG
+
+when 4
+  header "are you... testing me?"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus sets down the spatula._
+
+    Four times. You've clicked this four times. Is this a quality assurance thing? Are you from the health department?
+
+    ...I'm kidding. Mostly. Go hang out in <##{chan_esplanade}>, chef. 😅
+  MSG
+
+when 5
+  header "alright, alright"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus pours two cups of coffee and slides one over._
+
+    Look, at this point we're friends. Sit down. Tell me about yourself.
+
+    Or go to <##{chan_esplanade}> and tell *them* about yourself. Your call. ☕
+  MSG
+
+when 6
+  header "the button whisperer"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus leans back and crosses her arms._
+
+    You know what? I admire your persistence. In the kitchen, that kind of dedication makes a great chef.
+
+    Channel it into <##{chan_construction}> and build something cool. For me? 🔧
+  MSG
+
+when 7
+  header "okay chef, I get it"
+
+  section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+    _Flavorpheus sighs, but there's warmth in it._
+
+    You're not gonna stop, are you? Fine. I'll be here. We can do this forever.
+
+    *takes a long sip of coffee*
+
+    ...but <##{chan_esplanade}> is *right there*. 💚
+  MSG
+
+else
+  case @identity.promote_click_count % 4
+  when 0
+    header "regular customer"
+
+    section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+      _Flavorpheus waves without looking up._
+
+      The usual? One "you're already a member" with a side of "please go to <##{chan_esplanade}>"?
+
+      Coming right up. 🍳
+    MSG
+
+  when 1
+    header "ah, my favorite button-clicker"
+
+    section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+      _Flavorpheus is now just casually reading a cookbook._
+
+      Page 47 has a great soufflé recipe. Way more exciting than this button. Just saying.
+
+      <##{chan_esplanade}> also exists. In case you forgot. 💚
+    MSG
+
+  when 2
+    header "the legend returns"
+
+    section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+      _Flavorpheus doesn't even look surprised._
+
+      #{@identity.promote_click_count + 1} clicks. That's dedication. That's *art*.
+
+      Now imagine channeling that energy into an actual recipe. <##{chan_construction}> is waiting. ✨
+    MSG
+
+  when 3
+    header "one more click..."
+
+    section <<~MSG, markdown: true
+      _Flavorpheus smiles warmly._
+
+      You know, every click you make here is a click you're not making in <##{chan_esplanade}>.
+
+      But I appreciate the company. See you next time, chef. 🍕
+    MSG
+  end
+end
diff --git a/app/views/slack/flavortown/_taste_answers.rb b/app/views/slack/flavortown/_taste_answers.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b9c89b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/views/slack/flavortown/_taste_answers.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+FLAVORTOWN_WRONG_ANSWERS = [
+  [ "More butter", "flavortown_taste_wrong" ],
+  [ "MSG", "flavortown_taste_wrong" ],
+  [ "Salt", "flavortown_taste_wrong" ]
+].freeze
+
+FLAVORTOWN_TERRIBLE_ANSWERS = [
+  [ "Poison", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Bone hurting juice", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Bone apple tea", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Ómélêttè du fròmage", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Spite", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Raw chicken", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "One day blinding stew", "flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong" ],
+  [ "Dino nuggets", "flavortown_dino_nuggets" ]
+].freeze
diff --git a/app/views/static_pages/home.html.erb b/app/views/static_pages/home.html.erb
index 5a10379..6368ea1 100644
--- a/app/views/static_pages/home.html.erb
+++ b/app/views/static_pages/home.html.erb
@@ -13,4 +13,4 @@
   <%= render profile_completion %>
 <% end %>
 
-<%= render Components::SSOAppGrid.new(apps: @sso_apps) %>
+<%= render Components::SSOAppGrid.new(apps: @sso_apps, special_apps: @special_apps) %>
diff --git a/config/slack_channels.yml b/config/slack_channels.yml
index a1fc2be..f33f2ef 100644
--- a/config/slack_channels.yml
+++ b/config/slack_channels.yml
@@ -15,4 +15,11 @@ shared:
   hq_eng: C09N76HCM9P
   neighbourhood: C09MU9EC9GA
   lounge: C09NNJRQGP2
-  waiting_room: C09N763H20Z
\ No newline at end of file
+  waiting_room: C09N763H20Z
+  identity_help: C092833JXKK
+  flavortown_bulletin: C09MATJJZ5J
+  flavortown_construction: C09KCFWQSKE
+  flavortown_esplanade: C09MPB8NE8H
+  flavortown_help: C09MATKQM8C
+  happenings: C05B6DBN802
+  community: C01D7AHKMPF
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/db/migrate/20251210001813_add_onboarding_scenario_to_programs.rb b/db/migrate/20251210001813_add_onboarding_scenario_to_programs.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fdfefd6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/db/migrate/20251210001813_add_onboarding_scenario_to_programs.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+class AddOnboardingScenarioToPrograms < ActiveRecord::Migration[8.0]
+  def change
+    add_column :oauth_applications, :onboarding_scenario, :string
+  end
+end
diff --git a/db/schema.rb b/db/schema.rb
index a0c32b7..f54907c 100644
--- a/db/schema.rb
+++ b/db/schema.rb
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 #
 # It's strongly recommended that you check this file into your version control system.
 
-ActiveRecord::Schema[8.0].define(version: 2025_12_08_205405) do
+ActiveRecord::Schema[8.0].define(version: 2025_12_10_001813) do
   # These are extensions that must be enabled in order to support this database
   enable_extension "pg_catalog.plpgsql"
   enable_extension "pgcrypto"
@@ -113,8 +113,8 @@ ActiveRecord::Schema[8.0].define(version: 2025_12_08_205405) do
     t.string "credential_id"
     t.boolean "can_break_glass"
     t.bigint "identity_id"
-    t.index ["identity_id"], name: "index_backend_users_on_identity_id"
     t.string "seen_hints", default: [], array: true
+    t.index ["identity_id"], name: "index_backend_users_on_identity_id"
   end
 
   create_table "break_glass_records", force: :cascade do |t|
@@ -473,6 +473,7 @@ ActiveRecord::Schema[8.0].define(version: 2025_12_08_205405) do
     t.boolean "active", default: true
     t.integer "trust_level", default: 0, null: false
     t.bigint "owner_identity_id"
+    t.string "onboarding_scenario"
     t.index ["owner_identity_id"], name: "index_oauth_applications_on_owner_identity_id"
     t.index ["program_key_bidx"], name: "index_oauth_applications_on_program_key_bidx", unique: true
     t.index ["uid"], name: "index_oauth_applications_on_uid", unique: true
@@ -492,6 +493,17 @@ ActiveRecord::Schema[8.0].define(version: 2025_12_08_205405) do
     t.index ["key"], name: "index_settings_on_key", unique: true
   end
 
+  create_table "slack_idp_groups", force: :cascade do |t|
+    t.string "name", null: false
+    t.string "slack_group_id"
+    t.string "slug", null: false
+    t.datetime "synced_at"
+    t.datetime "created_at", null: false
+    t.datetime "updated_at", null: false
+    t.index ["slack_group_id"], name: "index_slack_idp_groups_on_slack_group_id", unique: true
+    t.index ["slug"], name: "index_slack_idp_groups_on_slug", unique: true
+  end
+
   create_table "verifications", force: :cascade do |t|
     t.bigint "identity_id", null: false
     t.bigint "identity_document_id"
diff --git a/spec/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown_spec.rb b/spec/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown_spec.rb
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b9ea3ad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/spec/models/onboarding_scenarios/flavortown_spec.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,186 @@
+require "rails_helper"
+
+RSpec.describe OnboardingScenarios::Flavortown do
+  let(:identity) { create(:identity) }
+  let(:scenario) { described_class.new(identity) }
+
+  describe ".slug" do
+    it "returns 'flavortown'" do
+      expect(described_class.slug).to eq("flavortown")
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "#dialogue_flow" do
+    it "defines all expected steps" do
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow.keys).to contain_exactly(
+        :welcome,
+        :kitchen_code,
+        :taste_test,
+        :taste_wrong,
+        :taste_gave_up,
+        :taste_terrible,
+        :dino_nuggets,
+        :promoted
+      )
+    end
+
+    it "maps steps to correct templates" do
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:welcome]).to eq("flavortown/01_welcome")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:kitchen_code]).to eq("flavortown/02_kitchen_code")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:taste_test]).to eq("flavortown/03_taste_test")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:taste_wrong]).to eq("flavortown/03b_taste_wrong")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:taste_gave_up]).to eq("flavortown/03c_taste_incredibly_wrong")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:taste_terrible]).to eq("flavortown/03d_taste_terrible")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:dino_nuggets]).to eq("flavortown/03e_dino_nuggets")
+      expect(scenario.dialogue_flow[:promoted]).to eq("flavortown/04_promoted")
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "#first_step" do
+    it "starts at :welcome" do
+      expect(scenario.first_step).to eq(:welcome)
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "#handle_action" do
+    context "happy path" do
+      it "advances from welcome to kitchen_code" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")).to eq(:kitchen_code)
+      end
+
+      it "advances from kitchen_code to taste_test" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")).to eq(:taste_test)
+      end
+
+      it "promotes on correct answer" do
+        result = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_correct")
+        expect(result).to eq({ step: :promoted, promote: true })
+      end
+    end
+
+    context "wrong answers" do
+      it "goes to taste_wrong on first wrong answer" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_wrong")).to eq(:taste_wrong)
+      end
+
+      it "allows retry from taste_wrong" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_try_again")).to eq(:taste_test)
+      end
+
+      it "gives up after second wrong answer" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_wrong_again")).to eq(:taste_gave_up)
+      end
+    end
+
+    context "terrible answers" do
+      it "goes to taste_terrible on incredibly wrong answer" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong")).to eq(:taste_terrible)
+      end
+
+      it "goes to dino_nuggets on dino nuggets answer" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("flavortown_dino_nuggets")).to eq(:dino_nuggets)
+      end
+    end
+
+    context "unknown action" do
+      it "returns nil for unknown actions" do
+        expect(scenario.handle_action("unknown_action")).to be_nil
+      end
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "bot persona" do
+    it "has custom bot name" do
+      expect(scenario.bot_name).to eq("Flavorpheus")
+    end
+
+    it "has custom bot icon" do
+      expect(scenario.bot_icon_url).to be_present
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "slack configuration" do
+    it "uses multi-channel guest type" do
+      expect(scenario.slack_user_type).to eq(:multi_channel_guest)
+    end
+
+    it "uses DM channel" do
+      expect(scenario.use_dm_channel?).to be true
+    end
+
+    it "has initial slack channels" do
+      expect(scenario.slack_channels).to be_an(Array)
+      expect(scenario.slack_channels).not_to be_empty
+    end
+
+    it "has promotion channels" do
+      expect(scenario.promotion_channels).to be_an(Array)
+      expect(scenario.promotion_channels).not_to be_empty
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe "flow integration" do
+    it "can complete the happy path: welcome -> kitchen_code -> taste_test -> promoted" do
+      step = scenario.first_step
+      expect(step).to eq(:welcome)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")
+      expect(step).to eq(:kitchen_code)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_test)
+
+      result = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_correct")
+      expect(result).to eq({ step: :promoted, promote: true })
+    end
+
+    it "can complete the wrong-then-correct path" do
+      step = scenario.first_step
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_test)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_wrong")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_wrong)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_try_again")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_test)
+
+      result = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_correct")
+      expect(result).to eq({ step: :promoted, promote: true })
+    end
+
+    it "can complete the gave-up path (wrong twice)" do
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_wrong")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_wrong)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_wrong_again")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_gave_up)
+    end
+
+    it "can complete the dino nuggets path" do
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_dino_nuggets")
+      expect(step).to eq(:dino_nuggets)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_try_again")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_test)
+    end
+
+    it "can complete the terrible answer path" do
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_continue")
+      scenario.handle_action("flavortown_agree")
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_taste_incredibly_wrong")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_terrible)
+
+      step = scenario.handle_action("flavortown_try_again")
+      expect(step).to eq(:taste_test)
+    end
+  end
+end