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@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@ Sometimes it’s nice to be able to do things quickly... Here’s where macros c
 * `?identity` - redirect to #identity-help 
 * `?faq` - redirect to the FAQ
 * `?hii` - silly message :3
+* `?shipcertqueue` - tell them to wait and vote because there's a backlog of ships
+* `?fraud` - redirect to fraud dept
 * more to come?? feel free to PR your own into hackclub/nephthys or tell me what you want
 
 ### Stale