diff --git a/components/nav.js b/components/nav.js
index 3287ee41..c3c1ace7 100644
--- a/components/nav.js
+++ b/components/nav.js
@@ -150,6 +150,9 @@ const Navigation = props => (
     </NextLink>
     <Link href="https://scrapbook.hackclub.com/">Scrapbook</Link>
     <Link href="https://workshops.hackclub.com/">Workshops</Link>
+    <NextLink href="/onboard" passHref>
+      <Link>OnBoard</Link>
+    </NextLink>
   </NavBar>
 )
 
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 30a51d85..4ede1d16 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@
     "react-tooltip": "^4.5.1",
     "react-tsparticles": "^2.9.3",
     "react-use-websocket": "^4.3.1",
-    "react-wrap-balancer": "^0.4.0",
+    "react-wrap-balancer": "^0.5.0",
     "recharts": "2.1.12",
     "styled-components": "^5.3.9",
     "swr": "^2.1.2",
diff --git a/pages/_app.js b/pages/_app.js
index 7dcd21c4..366fa6b5 100755
--- a/pages/_app.js
+++ b/pages/_app.js
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ import Meta from '@hackclub/meta'
 import '@hackclub/theme/fonts/reg-bold.css'
 import theme from '../lib/theme'
 import { ThemeProvider } from 'theme-ui'
+import { Provider as BalancerProvider } from 'react-wrap-balancer'
 
 const App = ({ Component, pageProps }) => (
   <ThemeProvider theme={theme}>
@@ -16,7 +17,9 @@ const App = ({ Component, pageProps }) => (
         content="7zE7h5foPaxIcnv5Frq6BkcUb9-3UzVc8q3P_cexf9I"
       />
     </Meta>
-    <Component {...pageProps} />
+    <BalancerProvider>
+      <Component {...pageProps} />
+    </BalancerProvider>
     <Analytics />
   </ThemeProvider>
 )
diff --git a/pages/onboard.js b/pages/onboard.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..e814e866
--- /dev/null
+++ b/pages/onboard.js
@@ -0,0 +1,766 @@
+import {
+	Box,
+	Button,
+	Grid,
+	Heading,
+	Image,
+	Text,
+	Flex,
+	Link
+} from 'theme-ui'
+import Balancer from 'react-wrap-balancer'
+import Head from 'next/head'
+import Meta from '@hackclub/meta'
+import Nav from '../components/nav'
+import Footer from '../components/footer'
+import FadeIn from '../components/fade-in'
+import Sparkles from '../components/sparkles'
+import Tilt from '../components/tilt'
+import usePrefersReducedMotion from '../lib/use-prefers-reduced-motion'
+import { useRef, useEffect, useState } from 'react'
+
+/**
+ * @type {import('theme-ui').ThemeUIStyleObject}
+ */
+const traceSx = {
+	width: 6,
+	bg: '#e2b747',
+	alignSelf: 'stretch',
+	mr: 100,
+	position: 'relative'
+}
+
+const dimBg = '#151515'
+
+// Beloved classic utility function :3
+const sleep = (ms) => new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms))
+
+// "LET'S RECAP" pixel art (exported from Piskel)
+// Original: https://doggo.ninja/fiK0nk.piskel
+const recapWidth = 71
+const recapHeight = 10
+const recapPixels = [
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 
+	0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0xffffffff, 0xffffffff
+]
+
+const slackLink = `/slack/?reason=${encodeURIComponent('I joined for OnBoard!')}`
+
+const stickerButtonText = 'Click 4 Stickers'
+const stickerButtonFont = 'Oleo Script'
+const stickerButtonFontStylesheet = `https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=${encodeURIComponent(stickerButtonFont)}&display=swap&text=${encodeURIComponent(stickerButtonText)}`
+
+const wandImgTraced = 'https://cloud-8lszi55ph-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/10frame_2.png'
+const wandImgRendered = 'https://cloud-8lszi55ph-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/00frame_1.png'
+
+const ShipPage = () => {
+	const prefersReducedMotion = usePrefersReducedMotion()
+
+	// Wand flicker animation
+	const [ wandImg, setWandImg ] = useState(wandImgTraced)
+	const wandAnimated = useRef(false)
+	useEffect(() => {
+		let canceled = false
+
+		const flicker = async () => {
+			if (canceled) return
+			setWandImg(wandImgTraced)
+			await sleep(Math.random() * 80 + 10); if (canceled) return
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+			setTimeout(flicker, Math.random() * 4000 + 500)
+		}
+
+		const animate = async () => {
+			if (wandAnimated.current) return
+			wandAnimated.current = true
+
+			await sleep(1500); if (canceled) return
+			
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+			await sleep(60); if (canceled) return
+			setWandImg(wandImgTraced)
+			await sleep(340); if (canceled) return
+
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+			await sleep(14); if (canceled) return
+			setWandImg(wandImgTraced)
+			await sleep(55); if (canceled) return
+
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+			await sleep(10); if (canceled) return
+			setWandImg(wandImgTraced)
+			await sleep(150); if (canceled) return
+
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+			setTimeout(flicker, 1200)
+		}
+
+		if (prefersReducedMotion) {
+			setWandImg(wandImgRendered)
+		} else {
+			animate()
+		}
+
+		return () => canceled = true
+	}, [ prefersReducedMotion ])
+
+	// Spotlight effect
+	const spotlightRef = useRef()
+	useEffect(() => {
+		const handler = (event) => {
+			spotlightRef.current.style.background = `radial-gradient(
+				circle at ${event.pageX}px ${event.pageY}px,
+				rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 10px,
+				rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85) 80px
+			)`
+		}
+		window.addEventListener('mousemove', handler)
+		return () => window.removeEventListener('mousemove', handler)
+	}, [])
+
+	// Calculating the bus height to match the bottom left of the first connector.
+	const [ busHeight, setBusHeight ] = useState(null)
+	const containerRef = useRef() // For ResizeObserver
+	const connectorRef = useRef() // To get bottom left position
+	const busRef = useRef() // To calculate height differential
+
+	useEffect(() => {
+	  const observer = new ResizeObserver(() => {
+	    const connectorRect = connectorRef.current.getBoundingClientRect()
+	    const busRect = busRef.current.getBoundingClientRect()
+	    setBusHeight(busRect.bottom - connectorRect.bottom + 4.5)
+	  })
+
+	  observer.observe(containerRef.current)
+	  return () => observer.disconnect()
+	}, [])
+	
+	// Fancy lights animation
+	const lightsScrollTrigger = useRef()
+	const lightsAnimated = useRef(false)
+	useEffect(() => {
+		let canceled = false
+
+		const setAtIndex = (i, color) => {
+			if (canceled) return
+
+			// Going outside of React for performance
+			const el = document.getElementById(`pixel-${i}`)
+			if (!el) return
+
+			if (recapPixels[i]) {
+				el.style.background = color
+				el.style.boxShadow = `0 0 10px ${color}`
+			} else {
+				el.style.background = dimBg
+				el.style.boxShadow = 'none'
+			}
+		}
+		const setAll = (color) => {
+			for (let i = 0; i < recapPixels.length; i++) setAtIndex(i, color)
+		}
+
+		const animate = async () => {
+			if (lightsAnimated.current) return
+			lightsAnimated.current = true
+
+			// Illuminate lights in diagonal lines starting with only top left.
+			for (let curColumn = 0; curColumn < recapWidth + recapHeight; curColumn++) {
+				for (let offset = curColumn; offset >= Math.max(0, curColumn - recapHeight); offset--) {
+					const i = curColumn * recapWidth + offset - offset * recapWidth
+					setAtIndex(i, '#ffffff')
+					if (!recapPixels[i]) await sleep(4); if (canceled) return
+				}
+				// await sleep(2); if (canceled) return
+			}
+			
+			// Flash the lights twice
+			await sleep(600); if (canceled) return
+
+			setAll(dimBg)
+			await sleep(80); if (canceled) return
+
+			setAll('#aaaaaa')
+			await sleep(20); if (canceled) return
+
+			setAll(dimBg)
+			await sleep(30); if (canceled) return
+
+			setAll('#aaaaaa')
+			await sleep(100); if (canceled) return
+
+			setAll(dimBg)
+			await sleep(200); if (canceled) return
+
+			// Animate rainbow 2-column increments
+			for (let x = 0; x < recapWidth; x++) {
+				const color = `hsl(${x * 360 / recapWidth}, 100%, 65%)`
+				for (let y = 0; y < recapHeight; y++) {
+					const i = y * recapWidth + x
+					setAtIndex(i, color)
+				}
+				if (x % 2 === 1) await sleep(35)
+			}
+		}
+		
+		if (prefersReducedMotion) {
+			if (!lightsAnimated.current) setAll('#ffffff')
+			return () => canceled = true
+		} else {
+			const observer = new IntersectionObserver(([ entry ]) => {
+				if (entry.isIntersecting) animate()
+			}, { threshold: 0.5 })
+			observer.observe(lightsScrollTrigger.current)
+			return () => {
+				canceled = true
+				observer.disconnect()
+			}
+		}
+	}, [ prefersReducedMotion ])
+
+	return (
+		<>
+			<Meta
+				as={Head}
+				name="OnBoard"
+				description={`We'll pay manufacturing costs for any high schooler who designs a circuit board.`}
+				image="https://cloud-ji9c1qxfx-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/03_card.png"
+			/>
+
+			<style>{`
+				@import url('${stickerButtonFontStylesheet}');
+
+				@font-face {
+					font-family: 'Phantom Sans';
+					src: url('https://assets.hackclub.com/fonts/Phantom_Sans_0.7/Med.woff')
+							format('woff'),
+						url('https://assets.hackclub.com/fonts/Phantom_Sans_0.7/Med.woff2')
+							format('woff2');
+					font-weight: 500;
+					font-style: normal;
+					font-display: swap;
+				}
+
+				html {
+					scroll-behavior: smooth;
+				}
+			`}</style>
+
+			<Head>
+				<link rel="preload" href={wandImgRendered} as="image" />
+			</Head>
+
+			<Nav />
+
+			<Box
+				as="header"
+				sx={{
+					bg: '#000000',
+					backgroundImage: `
+						linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75), rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75)),
+						url('https://cloud-dst3a9oz5-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0image.png')
+					`,
+					color: '#ffffff',
+					position: 'relative'
+				}}
+			>
+				<Box
+					ref={spotlightRef}
+					sx={{
+						position: 'absolute',
+						zIndex: 2,
+						top: 0,
+						left: 0,
+						right: 0,
+						bottom: 0,
+						bg: '#000000',
+						pointerEvents: 'none'
+					}}
+				/>
+
+				<Flex sx={{ p: 4, flexDirection: 'column', alignItems: 'center', zIndex: 5, position: 'relative' }}>
+					<Flex sx={{ pt: 80, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'layout', alignItems: 'center' }}>
+						<Flex sx={{ flex: 1, flexDirection: 'column', gap: 25 }}>
+							<Heading
+								as="h1"
+								sx={{
+									fontSize: 80,
+									maxWidth: 'copyPlus',
+									textShadow: '0 0 30px rgba(42, 252, 88, 0.6)',
+									color: '#87ffa1'
+								}}
+							>
+								<Balancer ratio={.3}>OnBoard</Balancer>
+							</Heading>
+
+							<Heading as="div" sx={{ fontSize: 4, fontWeight: 400, maxWidth: 'copyPlus' }}>
+								<Balancer ratio={.3}>
+									Circuit boards are <Sparkles><Text sx={{ fontWeight: 400 }}>magical</Text></Sparkles>.{' '}
+									You design one, we'll print it!
+								</Balancer>
+							</Heading>
+
+							<Box sx={{ mt: 16 }}>
+								<Button variant="ctaLg" as="a" href="#apply">
+									How do I apply?
+								</Button>
+							</Box>
+						</Flex>
+						
+						<Box sx={{ flex: 1, maxWidth: 230}}>
+							<FadeIn duration={800} delay={100}>
+								<Image
+									src={wandImg}
+									alt='A circuit board of a dino wizard with a light up wand.'
+								/>
+							</FadeIn>
+						</Box>
+					</Flex>
+
+					<Heading as="h2" sx={{ pt: 60, pb: 35, fontSize: 36, fontWeight: 500, maxWidth: 'copy', textAlign: 'center' }}>
+						<Balancer ratio={.6}>Join 1,000 others to create your own circuit board.</Balancer>
+					</Heading>
+
+					<Grid width={300} gap={4} sx={{ fontSize: 2, h3: { fontSize: 2 }, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'layout', pb: 40 }}>
+						<Flex as="article" sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', gap: 2 }}>
+							<Text as="h3">Community & Friends</Text>
+							<Text as="p">
+								Share your progress and ask for help with Hack Club teens who are designing their own circuit boards.
+							</Text>
+						</Flex>
+
+						<Flex as="article" sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', gap: 2 }}>
+							<Text as="h3">Free Manufacturing</Text>
+							<Text as="p">
+								We’ll pay $100 to cover manufacturing costs, enough for 2-3 iterations of your design.
+							</Text>
+						</Flex>
+					</Grid>
+				</Flex>
+			</Box>
+
+			<Flex as="section" sx={{ overflowX: 'hidden', px: 4, py: 5, bg: dimBg, color: '#ffffff', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
+				<Flex sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', alignItems: 'center', gap: 4, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'copyPlus' }}>
+					<Heading as="h2" sx={{ fontSize: 36, fontWeight: 500, textAlign: 'center' }}>
+						<Balancer>What have people made already?</Balancer>
+					</Heading>
+
+					<Grid
+						width={350}
+						gap={3}
+						sx={{
+							width: '100%',
+							fontSize: 2,
+							a: {
+								display: 'block',
+								position: 'relative',
+								bg: '#000000',
+								borderRadius: 'default',
+								px: 3,
+								py: 4,
+								color: 'inherit',
+								textDecoration: 'inherit',
+								'.arrow': {
+									position: 'relative',
+									left: '0px',
+									top: '1px', // Looks more aligned with text.
+									display: 'inline-block',
+									transition: 'left 80ms ease-in' 
+								},
+								'&:hover .arrow': {
+									left: '4px'
+								}
+							},
+							article: {
+								flexDirection: 'column',
+								gap: 3,
+								justifyContent: 'center',
+								height: '100%',
+								zIndex: 1
+							},
+							img: {
+								pointerEvents: 'none',
+								zIndex: 2
+							}
+						}}
+					>
+						<a href="https://github.com/maggie-j-liu/orpheus-keychain" target="_blank">
+							<Flex as="article">
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 80 }}>
+									Make a <strong>keychain</strong> that has a <strong>light up dino</strong> on it.
+								</Text>
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 100, color: 'gray' }}>
+									See Maggie's designs&nbsp;<span className="arrow">&rarr;</span>
+								</Text>
+								<Image
+									src='https://cloud-ahzzebs4i-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0frame_1.png'
+									alt='A circuit board of a dino wizard with a light up wand, the same image from the top of the page.'
+									sx={{
+										maxWidth: 120,
+										position: 'absolute',
+										top: 10,
+										right: 15
+									}}
+								/>
+							</Flex>
+						</a>
+
+						<a href="https://github.com/hackclub/sprig-hardware" target="_blank">
+							<Flex as="article">
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 100 }}>
+									Design a <strong>movement sensor</strong> add-on to an open source <strong>game console</strong>.
+								</Text>
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 140, color: 'gray' }}>
+									Read the source&nbsp;<span className="arrow">&rarr;</span>
+								</Text>
+								<Image
+									src='https://cloud-6exi6bz1i-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0rotatesprig.png'
+									alt='A black circuit board for a game console with copper wiring.'
+									sx={{
+										maxWidth: 280,
+										position: 'absolute',
+										bottom: -50,
+										right: -75
+									}}
+								/>
+							</Flex>
+						</a>
+
+						<a href="https://github.com/Hugoyhu/Hack-Club-Zephyr-USB-Hub" target="_blank">
+							<Flex as="article">
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: [ 100, 100, 100, 0 ] }}>
+									Make a <strong>USB-C hub</strong> for the best <strong>hackathon swag</strong> ever.
+								</Text>
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ color: 'gray', pr: 150 }}>
+									Build one for your event&nbsp;<span className="arrow">&rarr;</span>
+								</Text>
+								<Image
+									src='https://cloud-c953eezuq-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0hub.png'
+									alt='A rectangular circuit board in the shape of a train car that acts as a USB type C hub.'
+									sx={{
+										flex: 1,
+										right: -15,
+										bottom: -10,
+										maxWidth: 260,
+										position: 'absolute',
+										zIndex: 6
+									}}
+								/>
+							</Flex>
+						</a>
+							
+						<a href="https://github.com/maggie-j-liu/macropad" target="_blank">
+							<Flex as="article">
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 170 }}>
+									Come up with your own custom <strong>keyboard layout</strong>.
+								</Text>
+								<Text as="p" sx={{ pr: 140, color: 'gray' }}>
+									Check it out&nbsp;<span className="arrow">&rarr;</span>
+								</Text>
+								<Image
+									src='https://cloud-8yyfro2sg-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0keyboard.png'
+									alt='A 3-key custom keyboard with colored glowing translucent keys.'
+									sx={{
+										position: 'absolute',
+										bottom: 0,
+										right: -20,
+										maxWidth: 230
+									}}
+								/>
+							</Flex>
+						</a>
+					</Grid>
+
+					<Button variant="outlineLg" as="a" href="https://github.com/hackclub/OnBoard/blob/main/DIRECTIONS.md" target="_blank">
+						Join the Party
+					</Button>
+				</Flex>
+			</Flex>	
+
+			{/* <Flex as="section" sx={{ px: 4, pt: 4, pb: 5, bg: dimBg, color: '#ffffff', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
+				<Flex sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', gap: 4, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'copyPlus' }}>
+					<Heading as="h2" sx={{ fontSize: 42, fontWeight: 500 }}>
+						<Balancer ratio={0.3}>Never made a circuit board before? No problem.</Balancer>
+					</Heading>
+					<Text sx={{ fontSize: 3 }}>
+						Learn from tutorials like Maggie’s intro to PCB design video below. Ask in the{' '}
+						<Link href={slackLink} target="_blank">Hack Club Slack</Link>{' '}
+						if you have any questions!
+					</Text>
+					<iframe
+						style={{
+							width: '100%',
+							maxWidth: 600,
+							alignSelf: 'center',
+							aspectRatio: '16 / 9'
+						}}
+						src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PnK4gzO6S3Q"
+						title="YouTube video player"
+						frameborder="0"
+						allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share"
+						allowfullscreen
+					/>
+				</Flex>
+			</Flex> */}
+
+			<Flex as="section" id="apply" sx={{ px: 4, pt: 5, bg: '#ffffff', color: '#000000', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
+				<Flex as="section" sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', gap: 4, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'layout' }} ref={containerRef}>
+					<Heading as="h2" sx={{ fontSize: 5, fontWeight: 500, textAlign: 'center' }}>
+						How to Qualify
+					</Heading>
+
+					<Flex>
+						<Box sx={{
+							...traceSx,
+							alignSelf: 'flex-end',
+							height: busHeight
+						}} ref={busRef} />
+
+						<Flex sx={{
+							flexDirection: [ 'column', 'column', 'row' ],
+							flex: 1,
+							gap: 5,
+							pb: 5
+						}}>
+							<Flex
+								as="ul"
+								sx={{
+									flexDirection: 'column',
+									fontSize: 24,
+									listStyleType: 'none',
+									gap: 4,
+									flex: 1,
+									p: 0
+								}}
+							>
+								{[
+									(<><strong>Design a PCB</strong> using any tool that can export Gerber files.</>),
+									(<><strong>Upload your design</strong> to JLCPCB and take a screenshot.</>),
+									(<>
+										<strong>Open source your design</strong> on GitHub and{' '}
+										<Link href="https://github.com/hackclub/OnBoard/blob/main/DIRECTIONS.md" target="_blank">apply for the grant</Link>!{' '}
+										You must be a teenager in high school to apply.
+									</>)
+								].map((text, i) => (
+									<Text as="li" key={i} sx={{ display: 'flex', alignItems: 'center', position: 'relative' }}>
+										<Box sx={{
+											width: 30,
+											height: 30,
+											borderWidth: traceSx.width,
+											borderStyle: 'solid',
+											borderColor: traceSx.bg,
+											borderRadius: '50%',
+											left: t => -60,
+											position: 'absolute'
+										}}>
+											<Box
+												ref={i === 0 ? connectorRef : null}
+												sx={{
+													// Yeah, yeah, it's a 45-45-90 triangle...
+													// I'm too lazy to do math though, so I'm hardcoding
+													// coords until there's actually a problem.
+													width: traceSx.width,
+													height: 69,
+													bg: traceSx.bg,
+													position: 'absolute',
+													transform: 'rotate(45deg)',
+													transformOrigin: 'top right',
+													top: '20.5px',
+													left: '-5px'
+												}}
+											/>
+										</Box>
+
+										<span>{text}</span>
+									</Text>
+								))}
+							</Flex>
+
+							<Tilt options={{ scale: 1 }}>
+								<Image
+									src='https://cloud-hy108iezt-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0dinopcb.png'
+									alt='A complex white circuit board in the shape of a cute leaping dinosaur.'
+									loading='lazy'
+									sx={{
+										flex: 1,
+										maxWidth: 350,
+										objectFit: 'contain',
+										mt: [ '-40px', '-40px', 0 ]
+									}}
+								/>
+							</Tilt>
+						</Flex>
+					</Flex>
+				</Flex>
+			</Flex>
+
+			<Flex sx={{ px: 4, bg: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
+				<Flex as="section" sx={{ width: '100%', maxWidth: 'layout' }}>
+					<Box sx={traceSx}>
+						<Box sx={{
+							height: traceSx.width,
+							width: 40,
+							bg: traceSx.bg,
+							position: 'absolute',
+							bottom: 0,
+							left: -20 + traceSx.width/2
+						}} />
+					</Box>
+
+					<Flex sx={{ flex: 1, flexDirection: 'column', gap: 4, py: 5 }}>
+						<Heading as="h2" sx={{ fontSize: 36, fontWeight: 500 }}>
+							<Balancer>Join the Hack Club Slack</Balancer>
+						</Heading>
+						<Text as="p" sx={{ fontSize: 24 }}>
+							Meet others learning how to make their own circuit boards. Collaborate, get help, and support others as you take the leap.
+						</Text>
+						<Box sx={{ mt: 1 }}>
+							<Button variant="lg" as="a" href={slackLink} target="_blank">
+								Join the Slack
+							</Button>
+						</Box>
+					</Flex>
+				</Flex>
+			</Flex>
+			
+			<Flex as="section" sx={{ overflowX: 'hidden', px: 4, py: 6, bg: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', justifyContent: 'center' }}>
+				<Flex sx={{ flexDirection: 'column', alignItems: 'center', gap: 5, width: '100%', maxWidth: 'layout' }}>
+					{/* For accessibility and screen readers: */}
+					<Heading as="h2" sx={{
+						position: 'absolute',
+						width: '1px',
+						height: '1px',
+						margin: '-1px',
+						overflow: 'hidden',
+						clip: 'rect(0, 0, 0, 0)',
+						whiteSpace: 'nowrap',
+						borderWidth: 0
+					}}>
+						Let's Recap
+					</Heading>
+
+					<Grid ref={lightsScrollTrigger} gap='4px' columns={recapWidth} sx={{ width: '100%', maxWidth: 800 }}>
+						{recapPixels.map((_, i) => (
+							<Box id={`pixel-${i}`} key={i} sx={{ bg: dimBg, paddingTop: '100%' }} />
+						))}
+					</Grid>
+
+					<Grid
+						width={300}
+						gap={4}
+						sx={{
+							width: '100%',
+							article: {
+								bg: dimBg,
+								borderRadius: 'default',
+								p: 4,
+								flexDirection: 'column',
+								boxShadow: 'inset 0px 0px 14px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.15);'
+							},
+							h3: {
+								fontSize: 3,
+								mb: 3
+							},
+							p: {
+								fontSize: 18,
+								pb: 3,
+								mb: '6px'
+							}
+						}}
+					>
+						<Flex as="article">
+							<Text as="h3">$100 Grants</Text>
+							<Text as="p">We’ll pay $100 to manufacture your boards, all components included.</Text>
+							<Button variant="outline" as="a" href="https://github.com/hackclub/OnBoard#requirements" target="_blank">
+								Read the Rules
+							</Button>
+						</Flex>
+
+						<Flex as="article">
+							<Text as="h3">Community</Text>
+							<Text as="p">Share progress with fellow participants and ask for help in the Hack Club Slack.</Text>
+							<Button variant="outline" as="a" href={slackLink} target="_blank">
+								Join Slack
+							</Button>
+						</Flex>
+
+						<Flex as="article">
+							<Text as="h3">Free Stickers</Text>
+							<Text as="p">Like stickers? Request below and we'll ship you an envelope full of stickers for free.</Text>
+							<Button variant="outline" as="a" href="https://airtable.com/shrOOU2ZZFYtffUVz" target="_blank">
+								Request Stickers
+							</Button>
+						</Flex>
+
+						{/* <Flex as="article">
+							<Text as="h3">Learn to PCB</Text>
+							<Text as="p">Watch Maggie’s intro video to learn how to make a simple circuit board from start to end.</Text>
+							<Button variant="outline" as="a" href="https://airtable.com/shrOOU2ZZFYtffUVz" target="_blank">
+								Watch Tutorial
+							</Button>
+						</Flex> */}
+					</Grid>
+
+					<Flex sx={{ gap: 3, alignItems: 'center', textAlign: 'center', mt: '-16px' }}>
+						<Text sx={{ fontSize: 3 }}>Get started now:</Text>
+						<Button variant="ctaLg" as="a" href={slackLink} target="_blank">Join the Slack</Button>
+					</Flex>
+				</Flex>
+			</Flex>
+
+			<Box sx={{ position: 'relative' }}>
+				<Image
+					src='https://cloud-f4lij7sq1-hack-club-bot.vercel.app/0flowerpcb.png'
+					alt='A big image of several pink flower-shaped PCBs.'
+					loading='lazy'
+					sx={{
+						display: 'block',
+						width: '100%',
+						height: 500,
+						objectFit: 'cover',
+					}}
+				/>
+
+				{/* <Flex
+					as="a"
+					href="javascript:void(0)"
+					target="_blank"
+					sx={{
+						bg: '#ff0000',
+						color: '#ffffff',
+						textDecoration: 'none',
+						size: 160,
+						flexDirection: 'column',
+						textAlign: 'center',
+						justifyContent: 'center',
+						alignItems: 'center',
+						position: 'absolute',
+						top: -80,
+						right: '14vw',
+						fontSize: 3,
+						lineHeight: 1.3,
+						fontWeight: 'bold',
+						fontFamily: `'${stickerButtonFont}', cursive`,
+						transform: 'rotate(-25deg)',
+						borderRadius: '50%',
+						boxShadow: '0px 4px 44px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.55), 0px 0px 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75), inset 0px 0px 60px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.40)'
+					}}
+				>
+					{stickerButtonText.split(' ').map((line, i) => <div key={i}>{line}</div>)}
+				</Flex> */}
+			</Box>
+
+			<Footer dark />
+		</>
+	)
+}
+
+export default ShipPage
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 02d0e77c..27f62d24 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
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   integrity sha512-zHPLWrgcqydJaak2O5V9hiz4q2dwkwqNQqpgFVmSuPxLZdsZlnDs8DVHy3WtHH+A6ms/8aHIyX7+7ulOcrnR0Q==
 
-react-wrap-balancer@^0.4.0:
-  version "0.4.0"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/react-wrap-balancer/-/react-wrap-balancer-0.4.0.tgz#1ee2bcee25e2c7524cf69297cb355b79cc5daf08"
-  integrity sha512-MUsROihHd7bFHCo9kCOifKDYBEZPgKTyGvfa8RcwRQKtT2cL7Um9Cc8A7GvuT8t3np7LAGsEkzdEyJdKrr5lVQ==
+react-wrap-balancer@^0.5.0:
+  version "0.5.0"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/react-wrap-balancer/-/react-wrap-balancer-0.5.0.tgz#a63b14b6a125c8f15509e6f8be7e2faaae5ad8a9"
+  integrity sha512-5vwe5QDczQ9zwAtv3iEVj8hdMbNwQtM/QlSNLJfDUzRE9noPtxevb+Kon916Mu2RUorCrAtashQ1F9BVBjdeZg==
 
 react@^17.0.2:
   version "17.0.2"